Let's waterboard Mukasey. Maybe then he'll get it.

I think the man must have failed Logic 101:

During the second day of his Senate confirmation hearings, Mukasey was asked if he believed water boarding "was Constitutional."

"If water boarding is torture, torture is not constitutional," Mukasey said, claiming that he was not familiar with the specifics of the process.

No, you idiot. Torture is unconstitutional even if waterboarding is not torture. The "if" "then" construction here makes no sense. And, furthermore, we all know that waterboarding is torture.