The Tom Daschle campaign

Via Tristero at Hullabaloo, Michael Moore's six steps the Democrats can take to insure a McCain victory:

1. Keep saying nice things about McCain.

2. Pick a running mate who is a conservative white guy or a general or a Republican.

3. Keep writing speeches for Obama that make him sound like a hawk.

4. Forget that this was a historic year for women.

5. Show up to a gunfight with a peashooter.

6. Denounce me!

5 out of 6, by my count. And it's only early September. There's still time to do 'em all.

So far, it looks like the Obama campaign is being run by Tom Daschle.