Politics-Canada: Election Campaign 2005-2006:

From my friend, Simon in Ontario, in response to my request for his views on the collapse of the Liberal government in Canada:

Tuesday, November 29, 2005-Monday, January 23, 2006
(Fall of the Liberal Government: Monday, November 28, 2005) Media Release obviously written by a Conservative

Subject: U.S.A. CDC Warning. May also be contagious in Canada. With the cold weather setting in the Canadian strain is said to be heartier according to "Conservative" studies)

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behaviour. The disease is called Gonorrhoea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behaviour.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease, originated only a few years ago, from a bush found in Texas.