Alert Bush to the new Axis of Evil

Somebody needs to alert Bush to this:

The Universe: The new Axis of Evil
We thought we knew all about the Big Bang - but a blip in the cosmic afterglow is threatening our ideas. Marcus Chown reports
Published: 01 February 2006

Ever since 1965, when two researchers at Bell Telephone Labs in New Jersey stumbled on it by accident, astronomers have known that the Universe is alive with the dim "afterglow" of the big bang fireball.

Now, something unexpected has cropped up in that afterglow - a feature dubbed "the axis of evil". Some think it is being caused by the gravity of a tremendous concentration of 100,000 galaxies in our cosmic backyard. Others say it is telling us there is something wrong with our big bang picture of the Universe.

Maybe he can start an inter-gallactic war to rid the universe of WMD. We know there must be some connection to Osama here. Maybe it's gravty. Or, maybe it's the strong nukular force.

[For you science enthusiasts, read the whole story.]