English

The Senate voted yesterday to declare English the official language of the United States. However, they did not clarify what version of English was to be official; English English, American English, Black English, King James English, Shakespearian English, Pidgeon English, Spanglish, Standard English, Broken English ... What's a boy to do?

Ful wel she sange the service devine,
Entuned in hire nose ful swetely;
And Frenche she spake ful fayre and fetisly,
After the scole of Stratford atte bowe,
For Frenche of Paris was to hire unknowe.

Canterbury Tales. Prologue. Line 122.

Meanwhile, Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" at the Mexican border.