A brief pause . . . .

A couple of good ones – to my ever-regressing brain – from Stephanie Miller Show a few days ago. Probably not new, especially the second one, but I haven’t heard them exactly like this anyway.

Bush in Kansas: “We’re fighting the tornados here so we won’t have to fight them over there.”

About evolution: We’ve got proof now. Dinosaurs evolved into birds, and Neanderthals evolved into Republicans.