Great one-liners

OK, I wish these really were simply funny. They're not, at least not in context, but you'll have to read "Pentagon Adopts Missionary Position on Homoerotic Art" (h/t Crooks & Liars) to see all that-- and that title itself gives you a sense of what's coming. Read on, MacDuff!

Some of the good lines come from the writer, Jonathan Hutson, and others actually come from the material he discusses. I'll let you figure (or find) out which is which.

1. Jihad does not come with a homoerotic T-shirt.
2. Left Behind Games by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins reports that many lives are being transformed, from a life of hell to the freedom of heaven, just from playing this game. [OK, that's not just 1 line, sorry.]
   

1. The T-shirt proclaims: "UFC - Ultimate Fighting Character. Bet you can't whip me. Because J.C. [Jesus Christ] lives in me."
2. It's a boot camp for the soul.
3. Beating another man's face into hamburger for the sake of piety.
4. A manly man kicking ass for Christ: Who Would Jesus Do?
5. "God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to try to do, and if you try to stop me I am going to break your face." [Check out who said that!]

Jesus must be so proud. I wonder if this makes him want to come back sooner, if only to stop the nonsense in his name, or perhaps not at all?

(Like the picture? There are two more in the article.)