Terrifying Adventure

I went to move some money to pay my contractors for the work they are doing to replace my kitchen and baths etc. However, I was told that since the death of Osama, all my investments in the Al Queada theme park named "Terrifying Adventure, LLP" have tanked, so I'm going to have to wash dishes for the next 200 years to pay the contractors. I'll leave it to you what the rides at Terrifying Adventure would have been like.