Gay marriage leads to marrying snakes

Wall Street Journal editor Dan Henninger said this on Fox News the other day:

HENNINGER: This is a footnote to our gay marriage discussion: A woman in India last week married a snake. I would like to ask the proponents of gay marriage--which violates, after all, traditions going back through all of human history--to now absolutely, positively guarantee that the next movement is not going to be allowing people to marry their pet horse, dog or cat. And you know What? Given the "anything goes" culture we live in, I don't think they can deliver that guarantee.

Actually, there are alot of women who claim they married a snake. Even my first wife said that about me when she said she wanted a divorce.