Republican'ts: CAN'T do this, CAN'T do that

As this blog’s self-proclaimed devotee of the “KISS” principle – I assume everyone knows that as the acronym for “Keep It Simple, Stupid” -- I totally love this piece from Thomas Schaller at The Gadflyer, “Let's start using ‘Republican'ts’," apparently inspired by uber-bloggers The Carpetbagger Report (Steve Benen) and Kevin Drum:

I'd love to see Howard Dean, next time he's on Meet the Press, send a shot across the partisan bow by telling Tim Russert or other media types that if they refuse to correct Republicans (Ken Mehlman seems to be a common culprit) when they say "The Democrat Party," then Dean is fully entitled to begin publicly referring to Republicans as the "Republican't Party." As in: Can't balance the budget; can't stop raising the national debt ceiling; can't manage federal emergencies; can't find Osama bin Laden; can't control our borders; can't stop smearing and leaking; can't answer tough questions from the media; can't find weapons of mass destruction... (I can't spend all day doing this, but you get the point.)

Forget conditioning it how they treat Mehlman, Howard. We have a generation’s worth of provocation, so just start doing it.