Ooops, RIck Santorum was almost right

He said that gay marriage would lead to man on dog sex. He got the dog wrong:

Prosecution of a Douglas County case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word “animal.”

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

Of course this had nothing to do with gay marriage. But how would you like to be Bryan Hathaway at this point? Embarassed or what?

It seems as though there's a story like this about once a year. Last year it was about some guy arrested for doing it with a pumpkin in a pumpkin patch. Before that, there was the Australian whose girl friend drowned while giving him a blow job in the ocean (can't find link). He was holding her head down and didn't realize she had stopped breathing.