You have a Monica problem

Bill Clinton had his Monica problem.

By now, most of you have probably heard about another Monica problem:

WASHINGTON, May 11 — Two years ago, Robin C. Ashton, a seasoned criminal prosecutor at the Department of Justice, learned from her boss that a promised promotion was no longer hers.

“You have a Monica problem,” Ms. Ashton was told, according to several Justice Department officials. Referring to Monica M. Goodling, a 31-year-old, relatively inexperienced lawyer who had only recently arrived in the office, the boss added, “She believes you’re a Democrat and doesn’t feel you can be trusted.”

However, someone else may soon have a Monica problem as well. Now that Goodling has been given limited immunity and will be forced to testify, Gonzales, Bush, Rove, and Cheney may all have Monica problems as well. Of course, Goodling is a born again, Pat Robertson-trained crusader "lawyer" and may well decide that she'll fall on her sword for her God, Bush.