Creation Museum hires porn star

Turn over a rock in the new "Creation Museum" and see what you find:

In a video shown at a new museum purporting to demonstrate how God created the universe, actor Eric Linden portrays Adam breathing life's first breath.

A jaunt around the Internet shows Linden posing alongside a drag queen on an explicit Web site he owned called Bedroom Acrobat, the Associated Press reports. The Web site allows its network of members to post explicit stories and photos, AP reports.

I'm told they also have a model of a Triceratops with a saddle blanket and saddle on it so kids can see what it was like for Adam and Eve to ride it back in the good old days. I guess they had to have a porn star too to show something about the first profession.