I'm about to become the 27th. president of the U.S.

The newest meme on the far right goes as follows:

We have foreign born doctors practicing medicine in the United States. The incompetent terrorists who tried to car bomb London and Glasgow last week were foreign born doctors. Those doctors worked for the universal health care system in the U.K. Therefore, if we adopt universal health care in the United States, we will be promoting terrorism.

Sure. By that logic we get the following:

I was born in Cincinnati, Ohio. William Howard Taft was born in Cincinnati, Ohio. William Howard Taft became the 27th. president of the United States. Therefore, I will become the 27th. president of the United States.

See, that's easy.