President Cheney

You'd better watch out -- President Cheney is coming:

When President Bush undergoes a colonoscopy Saturday, the power of the presidency will transfer to Vice President Dick Cheney while Bush is sedated, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.

"Because the president will be under the effects of anesthesia, he once again has elected to implement Section 3 of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution," Snow said during his regular White House press briefing. "Once enacted, the vice president will serve as acting president until such time that the president notifies the appropriate authorities that he is prepared to reassume the authority of the president."

Of course, it probably won't make much difference since he's been acting as president the whole time.