The secret plan to win the war is secret

It's the old "we have a secret plan to win the war, but we're not going to tell you what it is trick."

HELENA, Mont. (AP) -- Sen. Conrad Burns says he believes President Bush has a plan to win the war in Iraq but is keeping it quiet, a statement Democrats pounced on Wednesday as reminiscent of comments made during another divisive war.

Burns, at a debate Tuesday night with Democratic challenger Jon Tester, said he believes Bush has a plan to win - but added: "we're not going to tell you what our plan is."

Well, if you buy into that one, I have a bridge over the East River that I'm willing to sell you at a really cheap price.

The problem with this plan is that it is so secret not even the President or his advisors know what it is.