The brilliance of Bush and Cheney revealed: the Bug Zapper Strategy lets us party on
Walldon’s post below on Santorum’s pitiful attempt to make a connection between Iraq and the War on Terror (the “Eye of Mordor”)prompts this epiphany. The “fight-them-there-not-here” concept is obviously a brilliant strategy that could only have been concocted by the wily George Bush and Richard Cheney. Santorum’s metaphor clarifies it. It’s the Bug-Zapper Strategy, and it will go down in War College history for every world power as one of the most brilliant military schemes ever.
Everyone knows now that when those Al Qaeda folks do something, they like to do it up big – make a gigantic splash. Like toppling the World Trade Center or destroying the Pentagon. So Bush and Cheney have figured out why they will be drawn like bees to honey, like the pesky mosquitos that they are to the ZZZZAP machine: What better way to make a huge splash than to pick off 2 or 3 American soldiers a day in Iraq? It will be all over the American press, and the American people simply will not stand for it. Why, it will be bigger than 9-11, so we will have no need to go over there and do some terrorist thing in the U.S. itself!
You see, George and Dick understand the psychology of it. Put our soldiers over there, and let them get picked off one by one. Every once in a while, one of the attacks will get a half-column inch blurb on page 17 below the fold, in the “World Round-Up” section under the heading, “The War on Terror.” Al Qaeda operatives worldwide will be drooling at the mouth for such an opportunity to really stick it big-time to the American people and make them squeal. They will leave their sleeper cells in the U.S. and Canada, the UK, Germany, Spain, Holland and France, and they will go to Iraq to get that chance to electrify the world. We will get some of them, too, and while the Bug-Zapper may make an annoying noise once in a while as the bugs are incinerated, the party on the patio can go on as planned.
Thank God George and Dick are protecting us!
Everyone knows now that when those Al Qaeda folks do something, they like to do it up big – make a gigantic splash. Like toppling the World Trade Center or destroying the Pentagon. So Bush and Cheney have figured out why they will be drawn like bees to honey, like the pesky mosquitos that they are to the ZZZZAP machine: What better way to make a huge splash than to pick off 2 or 3 American soldiers a day in Iraq? It will be all over the American press, and the American people simply will not stand for it. Why, it will be bigger than 9-11, so we will have no need to go over there and do some terrorist thing in the U.S. itself!
You see, George and Dick understand the psychology of it. Put our soldiers over there, and let them get picked off one by one. Every once in a while, one of the attacks will get a half-column inch blurb on page 17 below the fold, in the “World Round-Up” section under the heading, “The War on Terror.” Al Qaeda operatives worldwide will be drooling at the mouth for such an opportunity to really stick it big-time to the American people and make them squeal. They will leave their sleeper cells in the U.S. and Canada, the UK, Germany, Spain, Holland and France, and they will go to Iraq to get that chance to electrify the world. We will get some of them, too, and while the Bug-Zapper may make an annoying noise once in a while as the bugs are incinerated, the party on the patio can go on as planned.
Thank God George and Dick are protecting us!
posted by KISSWeb | 3:35 PM
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