Things to remember on election day

Just received this e-mail from a friend:

THINGS TO REMEMBER ON

ELECTION DAY

----------------------

Iraq

Abu Ghraib

Guantanamo

Unwarranted Phone Taps

Unprecedented Powers

Unmatched Incompetence

Unparalleled Corruption

Governor Bob Taft

Representative Tom Delay

Representative Roy Blunt

Representative Ken Calvert

Representative John Dolittle

Representative Tom Feeney

Representative Katherine Harris

Representative Jerry Lewis

Representative Gary Miller

Representative Marilyn Musgrave

Representative Richard Pombo

Representative Rick Renzi

Representative John Sweeney

Representative Charles Taylor

Representative Curt Weldon

Representative J.D. Hayworth

Representative Don Sherwood

Representative Bob Ney

Representative Duke Cunningham

Representative Tom Reynolds

Representative Chris Cannon

Jeff Gannon

Representative Mark Foley

Representative Dennis Hastert

Senator George Allen

Senator Bill Frist

Senator Conrad Burns

Senator Rick Santorum

David Safavian

The Vice Presidential Energy Task Force

Three bucks a gallon

Record oil company profits

Anwar Pipeline

Anbar Province

Adelphia

Merck

Halliburton

Arthur Anderson

Qwest

Tyco

WorldCom

Global Crossing

Global Warming

Global Boiling

Exxon

Enron

Abramoff

Adam Kidan

Timothy Flanigan

Ralph Reed

Rita

Katrina

Fema

Terri

Condi

Harriet Miers

The Supreme Court

Diebold

John Bolton

Florida, 2000

Ohio, 2004

North Korea

Iran

Darfur

Stem Cell Research

Scooter Libby

Valerie Plame

Golden Parachutes

Shrunken Pensions

Bernie Kerik

Eminent Domain

Social Security

Habeas Corpus

Ahmad Chalabi

The Baghdad Museum

Tora Bora

Taliban Resurgence

Iraqi Insurgents

General Eric Shinseki

General Anthony Zinni

Mission Accomplished

Illegal Immigration

Intelligent Design

Kenneth Tomlinson

Claude Allen

Swift Boat Hit Squads

Ari Fleischer

Scott McClellan

Tony Snow

Ann Coulter

Expiration of Assault Weapons Ban

John Ashcroft

Alberto Gonzales

George Tenet

Paul Bremer

Paul Wolfowitz

Richard Perle

Kissinger Redux

Duck Cheney

Donald Henry Rumsfeld

Turd Blossom

...and finally, the

Uniter-Decider-Reader of

Camus, Shakespeare and "My Pet

Goat," who describes the party

that successfully prosecuted

two world wars as people who

cut and run.