Speaking of Robert Mugabe . . .

Quoth Wikipedia:

The Mugabe administration has been criticized around the world for corruption, suppression of political opposition, mishandling of land reforms, economic mismanagement, and the deteriorating human rights situation in Zimbabwe. According to most analysts his administration's policies have led to economic collapse and massive starvation over the course of the last ten years. Currently, Zimbabwe has the highest inflation rate in the world and is ranked as Africa's worst economic performer.

You know, it looks like he only married his second wife a couple years before the first one died of a kidney ailment, and I'm sure he opposes gay marriage and civil unions. Maybe the GOP could use this guy instead of Giuliani? I think maybe the "base" would find him a worthy successor to Occupant, and he could help us get past those silly ideas of free and open, democratic elections once and for all.