Fit for Duty

Well, Bush got the results of his annual physical today:

The White House did not disclose that Bush was undergoing his physical until Wednesday when they announced the results.

As part of it, Bush had a colonoscopy last month over a weekend at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat. Five small growths were removed from his colon but doctors determined that none of them was cancerous.

Eleven doctors were involved in the exams, overseen by White House physician Richard Tubb and Dr. Kenneth Cooper, the president of The Cooper Aerobics Center in Dallas. The group included skin, hearing, heart, eye, neurological and sports medicine specialists.

Each signed a statement saying that "within the scope of my specialty" they found Bush "fit for duty" with the expectation that he will remain so for the duration of his presidency — standard language used after presidential physicals.

Now that he's been pronounced "fit for duty" I home we can send him to fight in the front lines in Iraq.